thatonepleb:

Me trying to finish something important on time:

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me: I should go shower now

(five minutes later)

(another five minutes later)

(yet another five minutes later)

(more five minute intervals)

someone: (goes into the bathroom)

me: wow fuck you I was JUST about to go take a shower

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switch-off-the-stars:

squidsqueen:

dw:

when did we replace the word “said” with “was like”

When it occured to us that “said” implies a direct quote, while “was like” clarifies that you mean to communicate the person’s tone and general point without quoting them word for word.

THANK YOU

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sureaintnatural:

friendlydad:

have you ever just assumed that a word was pronounced a certain way and you end up pronouncing it incorrectly throughout your entire life and then one day someone corrects you and its like you can almost hear satan laughing as the flames of hell begin to seep up from underground and slowly burn you to death

arkansas

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robmuxz:

Tragedy in 100 words or less

"The planes, meant to soar above your head, hung lifeless on their threads. The mobile still, no sound from the brightly colored speaker. As the dawn grew stronger, newborn sunlight raced into your room, shining through the new curtains we got you - yellow, to match the freshly painted walls. The flowers I painted on your crib smile back at me, waiting for you to come home. Tears roll down my face as I hold the advert u sent out - "Baby clothes for sale - never worn". We were all waiting for you to come home, but now you never will. "

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shytoaster:

what-the-fuckasaurus-rex:

dicketysplit:

trying to write essays

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what does this mean

have u ever written an essay

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*gets absolutely nothing done* well time for a break

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telapathetic:

this show never fails me

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